I still describe my little monster as a toddler and this feels hugely wrong; he doesn’t toddle! He is fully capable of normal upright non falling over walking right now. He’s a proper pigmy version of a teenage boy, answers me back, willy obsessed, has a ‘girlfriend’, would rather be out on his scooter than… Continue reading When do they exit the toddler stage?
People have commented on how much they like to read an honest post, so I have written another. It’s not designed to upset or conquer the world, it’s the reason I started blogging; to get my worries off my shoulders. This may disappear, I’m not 100% sure about posting it. I had a terrible week… Continue reading Owning up to needing help
…if you can call it that! We (the monster child) have been nappy free for a couple of weeks now. Fist bump the air in a Chandler style celebration, he’ll yeah! It’s not been an easy road to travel, also I understand from other parents stories probably a lot smoother than some! My boy has… Continue reading The flasher stage: advanced level potty training…
I write a lot about my little monster (because he’s so damn hilarious), I don’t tend to write so much about the monster that’s lurking in my head! This is probably because I know that there’s a chance people might know me and be reading. You see I’m quite a private person really, I’m not… Continue reading And breathe!
Well well well, what a blast we’ve had since I last whittled on about potty training! Sense the sarcasm? We’ve stepped it up a notch and went a whole week wearing pants – I’m on about the child by the way! Hooray! I hear you chime! Hold your horses, we’ve not cracked it just yet!… Continue reading Toilet training, intermediate level.
Imagine the absolute joy my stomach felt the day a cake company Baker Days messaged me to ask if I’d like to review one of their cakes! It was probably one of the most exciting moments of my blogging experience to date. Not only was it cake, but it would arrive via post! Hallelujah! Praise the Lord,… Continue reading The day I nearly snogged the postman…BakerDays Cake Review
I have been a bit worried that I have been loosing my writing mono recently. My toddler had run out of new things to do/say/cause problems that would launch a tirade of furious tapping on my cracked smart phone screen. Desperate to jot it down before it disappears into the mum fog of my mind.… Continue reading It’s ok to be tired, drink wine and eat chocolate