Wahoo! I said it! LIFE IS GOOD! Ahhhhh! *relaxed Ahhhhh not screaming arrrgh!* I thought I should write a nice happy post this time, before you all think I’m a right moaning Myrtle (probably my first ever Harry Potter reference)! Plus I wanted to see if I can actually write an upbeat post that a… Continue reading When life is good – as it sometimes can be!
We have dived into the deep dark depths of independence recently. There’s been snippets of wanting to do things himself for a little while now. If you leave him to put his shoes on after one attempt they are flying round his head pretending he’s a helicopter. “Stop mummy” is the response i get when… Continue reading Hello Mr Independent!
Let me set the scene: it’s the weekend before one of your besties hen do, and you need to go to town to get tinted moisturiser. Emergency! I’m as white and fluffy as a marshmallow – fake tan always fixes things doesn’t it? (I wouldn’t know this will be my first time using it. Pray… Continue reading Bog off anxiety!
Next up in monster child’s repertoire is how to get out of a situation you don’t want to be in, but the mummy does, nope it doesn’t involve a shiteroni or full blown toddler strop! This is something that has been developed for special use, normally when the mummy is having having coffee with a… Continue reading The ‘I’m done with socialising’ phase
We’ve all been there, grizzly baby in a public place, mummy frantically bobbing baby up and down “shhhh!” whilst uncontrollably muttering every swear word known to man in her head. Is there an etiquette to asking to hold some strangers baby? There’s obviously correct times and places right? Or is this just a massive weird… Continue reading Can i have a cuddle?
“Oh don’t worry you’ll snap back!” “The weight will just drop off you!” Yeah, nearly 2 years on I’m still waiting for the snapping back to occur. After filling my instagram feed with leith, bronzed, Victoria secret esque ladies (this seems to describe every Australian woman on instagram!), eating rainbow meals with ingredients I’ve never… Continue reading I am the reason why I’m wobbly.